Amber Wajid hosts a daily morning show on Indus TV. She has been doing it for sometime now and her viewership seems to lie squarely in the middle-class: They were in the middle of something, when good taste was being handed out. That observation of course, pertains to the show and not necessarily to the pretty, little host.
On the show, the guest, the palmist (now every show has to have either a numerologist, a palmist, or some other two-bit shyster who can confidently predict the unpredictable), the beautician and the cook all look like they have been excused from jury duty somewhere. Their level of expertise in their field is a cut below the rest.
The food that is turned out is fit for a King; if he’s King George. The make-up artist can turn reasonably looking females into works of abstract art. The medical expert urges you to eat vitamins and herbs, to ward off terminal diseases. Her guests are usually people you have never heard of and after seeing them, would like to have your short-term memory wiped clean.
So despite the quality of the show, despite her obvious lisp (which is sorta cute) and short temper, why is Amber Wajid fairly popular among the red-blooded Pakistani males who would never admit to have watched her ?.
One word.
Tits.
Big, fat, round, firm, juicy, squeezable, huggable, suckable…
Tits.
Each tit is about the size of her head, only with a higher IQ.
And really, brains is the last thing you need, that early in the morning. Fox News has wall-to-wall beautiful blonde bimbos, fit to star in Rocco’s next feature, running it’s morning outfits and leading the competition. Therefore, Indus TV stands in good stead with the pillowy MILF. There is a reason, after all, for the MUTE button on your remote.
I chose to take caps on this particular day, because Amber Wajid seemed to be nipping. Being a relatively young MILF she is given to wearing large, padded, support bras. So it was a rare occasion to observe a distinct rebellion from the center.
I have blown-up the area of concern 300% and put it at the end, so you can have a better look at it.
For skeptics and fans, who would like to see it in motion, we have a video clip from the same day. Bon Appétit.
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